a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single
Feelings suck and I don’t remember signing up for them.
mary had a little lamb
whos fleece was white as snow
it went out to a club one night
and dropped it hella low
sorry i only date pokemon masters